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Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7219	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	790	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	New Chunks Explored:	929935
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	8227	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4686	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	393	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	175
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5974	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6946
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1