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ShowerCraftVIP

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4626

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3872
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6