CraftyCommieCritiques

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Emeralds Found:	7473
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2886
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	139563
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3518	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.