so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dragon Scales Harvested: 325

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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