so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Runes Activated: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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