so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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