so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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