so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 143
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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