so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 122
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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