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BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	694	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7575

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ores Mined:	4270
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6888
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2185	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Farms Harvested:	635	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
New Chunks Explored:	466361	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Players:	102/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6552	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4