Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!
CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server
challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance
Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!
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BroBroBucks Minecraft Server
abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
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NoGifts4YouJerk
affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
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ResortRuckus Minecraft Server
behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinationsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!
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CupcakeCrafters
Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions
Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!
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Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server
aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!
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GenderBenderCraft
activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTSOMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution
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ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget
Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing
join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.
the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
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LongCovidCraft
antiviral drugs, antiviral medications, clinical trials, coronavirus symptoms, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 treatment, healthcare updates, infectious diseases, long covid, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, Nirmatrelvir-Ritonavir, pandemic recovery, Paxlovid, Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, public health concerns, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2 variants, viral infections, viral treatments
haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!
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CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]
{Spawn Island}, +18, 1.21, 121server, 121smp, 121vanilla, Arcade, Bloom Host, building, CloudCraft, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dragon fight event, fabric mod, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-ESQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Redstone, rules, server reset, smp, united states, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted![CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/CloudCraft-SMPHermitcraft-ESQ1216152024-reset.jpg)
ABOUT USWelcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.
Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!
SERVER INFO
Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).
We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.
RULES
- No Griefing and/or Stealing
No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)
PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.
No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)
Must use Discord and be 18+
Treat others with Respect
No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)
WHITELIST APPLICATION
Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.
Name you want to go by:
Minecraft IGN:
Where you are from(country/timezone):
Age (18+ only):
Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :
Tell us about yourself:
What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):
Please insert screenshots of your best builds:
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Lonely World: The Only Server Where You Can Be Lonely Together
Anarchy, anti cheat, Balanced, boats, comfort, ELYTRA, expansive, Fresh, Friend, lonely, Nether, new, Outpost, PvP, Safe, Server, Solo, Teleport, Unique, Vanilla, world, X-Ray PreventionA Lonely World Server Overview
Version 1.20.6 Java IP minecraft.deyedrale.com Bedrock IP 96.40.68.97 For more information and to join the server, visit their Discord or Planet Minecraft page.
A Semi-Anarchy Vanilla PvP world for players who want a truly expansive experience, with no pay-to-win features and anti-cheat measures in place.
Players can feel safe spawning into their own unique corner of the expansive world, but should be prepared for new players who may disrupt their peace.
Technical Information:
- No Elytra flight
- The nether roof is not accessible
- Boats will only work in water
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Why choose A Lonely World server?
A Lonely World offers a fresh vanilla world for players to establish their presence in a vast, expanding environment without pay-to-win features.
Is the server safe to play on?
With anti-cheat measures and X-ray prevention in place, the server strives to provide a fair and balanced gameplay experience.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?
Players can spawn into their own corner of the world, but should be aware that new players may disrupt their peace as the world expands.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
Currently, the server restricts Elytra flight, access to the nether roof, and limits boat use to water for server stability.
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SonicCraft Server – Gotta Go Fast!
Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck, booru, cytube, Fast, Gotta, IDW Release Dates, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation, sonic movie, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog #70, Sonic the Hedgehog #71, Sonic the Hedgehog #72, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024, Sonic the Hedgehog General, Sonic X Shadow Generations, Sonic X Shadow Generations animation, soniccraft, Summer Game Fest 2024Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic X Shadow Generations to Sonic Rumble and beyond!But that’s not all – did you know that Sonic and Shadow are set to perform a live concert at Summer Game Fest 2024? And don’t even get us started on Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck – it’s so powerful, it’ll make your Minecraft enemies run in fear!
Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to release on December 20, 2024? Get ready to speed through new adventures and challenges like never before!
So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and fun never ends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself racing against Sonic himself in a pixelated world of pure excitement!
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SlurpCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join us on our server where the dip is always flowing and the party never stops!We’ve got a secret recipe for our dip that will have you slurping it down faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Trust us, once you’ve tasted this dip, you’ll never want to leave.
But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have found hidden treasures deep within the mines, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure (and dip)!
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CarCrafters: WIBTA?
CAR, CarCrafters, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, stepson, WIBTA
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful stepkids who think you’re the devil? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and crafting, where the only monsters you’ll encounter are the ones in the game.Just like this stepson who thinks he can get away with anything, our server is full of surprises and challenges. Take on the role of a fearless adventurer and conquer the virtual world with your friends.
And hey, if you ever need a break from the drama at home, our server is the perfect escape. No need for a car here – just hop on your trusty virtual steed and ride into the sunset (or maybe just into a cave full of diamonds).
So come join us and leave the real-life monsters behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who appreciate you for the awesome player you are. See you in the game!
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FruitNinjaCraft
exotic fruits, fruit alternatives, fruit choices, fruit consumption, fruit discoveries, fruit diversity, fruit exploration, fruit favorites, fruit options, fruit preferences, fruit recommendations, fruit selection, fruit suggestions, fruit tasting, fruit variety, FruitNinjaCraft, Healthy Eating, tropical fruits, uncommon fruits, underrated fruits, unique fruits
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the fruitiest one out there! We’re not talking about your average apples and bananas, oh no. We’re all about the underrated fruits here. Join us and feast on the juiciest durian, the spikiest rambutan, and the weirdest looking horned melon you’ve ever seen!But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Fruit Warriors, a group of players who have mastered the art of fruit-based combat. Watch as they battle it out with watermelon swords and pineapple grenades, all in the name of fruity glory.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the fruit is always fresh and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite fruit along the way!