CraftyCashMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	142561
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ores Mined:	3577	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	2027	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5