CraftyCash500 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4787	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	146
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	6280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Votes:	5330	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22