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OopsCraft: Where everything goes hilariously wrong!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep and lava pits, all while being chased by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

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Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Euro Love Quest: Finding an American GF in Minecraft

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Are you an Eastern European guy looking to score an American girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with American ladies just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Build them a virtual castle, mine them some virtual diamonds, and before you know it, you’ll be virtually dating an American beauty! Join our server now and start your transcontinental love story today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadCraft: Where Stepdads and Daughters Build Blocky Bonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Farms Harvested:	375	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1420	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1468
Emeralds Found:	9995	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	1929	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the blocks have beef!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to be part of our exclusive movie production, “Cum Filled Asshole Overload”! Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone out this time, even if you’re a little bit prissy or a princess. Trust us, the fun never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	6519
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3282
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Math Madness – Count on Fun!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of Japanese Vtubers decided to create their own Minecraft world where they could live out their wildest virtual dreams. From Hololive to Aogiri High, from VSPO to Sinsogumi, all the Vtubers and their crazy antics come together in one epic server.

But that’s not all! We also have ASMR sessions where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our virtual arena. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Vtuber go head-to-head with a giant creeper!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Japanese Vtubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is like a found footage video game come to life! Imagine exploring haunted mineshafts and abandoned villages, all while being chased by creepy creatures and mysterious entities.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dark and eerie landscapes, all captured in a realistic found footage style. But be warned, things may go bump in the night and you never know what horrors await around the corner.

So grab your friends, grab your cameras, and get ready for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate found footage Minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3