CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	2363

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Emeralds Found:	7971	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	114	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	2087	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4496
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	241	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	261
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6656
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5850	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crops Grown:	8179
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	1678	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	597160	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	226	Magic Crystals Found:	23

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	57
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2