CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Star Shards Collected:	76	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6869	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	4026	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	602385
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	202861

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	5568	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	4968

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	913
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

Players:	96/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	462
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4