CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	183054	Star Shards Collected:	117

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5267	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	3533	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7667	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	1744	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
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Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Votes:	3197

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Emeralds Found:	2271	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7595
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	2283
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5109	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Gator Carbon Crew

Alligator mississippiensis, American alligators, carbon, carbon sequestration potential, carbon stock regulators, carbon storage, climate change mitigation, coastal wetlands, CREW, ecological balance, ecosystem health, Ecosystem Services, Environmental Protection, gator, habitat preservation, soil carbon sequestration, species conservation, wetland biodiversity, wetland ecology, wetland ecosystem, wetland management, wetland restoration, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got american alligators chillin’ as our carbon stock regulators. these bad boys be keepin’ the ecosystem in check and helpin’ with soil carbon sequestration like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine loggin’ on and seein’ these giant reptiles walkin’ around, makin’ sure everything is in balance. they even help out with buildin’ cool structures and protectin’ your loot from creepers.

so if you wanna be part of a server where alligators are the real MVPs, then come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they play on a server with alligators as their carbon stock regulators? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dudes.

Players:	102/800	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7158	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1