CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1733	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	36036
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	5269	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4163

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Items Found:	2729
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11