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PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3051
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ores Mined:	8022	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6909	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	534682
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ores Mined:	6707	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	161	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Killone.aternos.me server minecraft

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Killone.aternos.me, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Description server server “Killone.aternos.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.107.192.101:24202

Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anihilate, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, femboys, Gay, gay sex, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, non-binary individuals, queer community, same sex tendencies, sex, sexual liberation, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, social engineering, societal norms, Tomboys

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	9722

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	131
Ores Mined:	4235	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33