So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 104
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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