yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
Zombie Dances: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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