CraftyCanuckRevolt | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6178	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crops Grown:	4001	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ores Mined:	4026

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ores Mined:	765
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2799
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	156
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Farms Harvested:	216	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5