CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5322
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	544

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	174

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.