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Diamonds Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

Boundaries, close friends, Communication, deep discussions, early 40s, emotional connection, happy marriage, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, mid 50’s, online friend, opposite sex, personal growth, platonic friendship, PlatonicPalsGoneWrong, Rebuilding trust., social media, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, Condolences, death, FAMOUS, Grief, iconic, Impact, influential, Loss, Media, memorable, Minecraft, mourning, News, public figure, Remembrance, Shocked, ShockedByCeleb, Shocking.., smp, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Runes Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3115	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraftyBadvice

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Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	227
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4154
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	3739	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	3137	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	8213
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7514
Farms Harvested:	111	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

aerial surveillance, anti-regime propaganda, diplomatic tensions, Drones, east asia, Espionage, government accusations, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, military tensions, North Korea, political conflict, propaganda tactics, propaganda warfare, Pyongyang, PyongyangPropagandaCraft, security threats, south korea, Surveillance

so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fear Monger Frenzy

Cancer, cancer misinformation, distraction, false information, fear, fear-mongering, Frenzy, genetically modified organisms, harmful distraction, health, microwaves, Misinformation, Monger, ONLINE, online spread, red herrings, research, secret toxins, social media, spread, worry

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

Community, Custom, decorations, Discord, dont, DoubleDagger, Economy, expect, family, foods, Friendly, Furniture, Gyms, installation, Marriage, Mod Pack, Modded, new players, packs, PEASANT, PIXEL, player ran, Poke League, pokemon, Server, Skills, Small

TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

dictator, dictators, Dictatorship, EU military, Help, Insanity, Mass Deportations, Minecraft, Path, Project 25, racism, secret, SENSELESS, Server, Vance, Vote, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0