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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9970	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1042	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	1051	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, BLOCK, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, nonsense red, Party, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	9516	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	833	Secret Passages Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8