CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3450	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2002	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	138	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	213
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

acceptance, adoption, anger, bio family, biological family, Boundaries, brocraft, Communication, counseling, CPS, dramafree, emotions, family, foster care, healing, Identity, love, ORPHAN, relationship, Siblings, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding, Zone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	3708	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

AMBITION, aspiration, BUILD, desire, dream, dream big, Dream car, dream come true, Dream House, dream job, dream life, dream partner, dream vacation, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, Goal, ideal, imagination, lol, longing, ultimate dream, wildest dream, wish

Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2