CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PangeaMC

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	1675	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	65
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

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come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

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omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5060	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7