join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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