Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Towns Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	1723	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1145	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Farms Harvested:	551
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9490	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
New Chunks Explored:	166523	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	4366	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyAnxietyCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

Updated September 29, 2024

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 29, 2024

MineTuneWars

Updated September 29, 2024

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

Updated September 29, 2024

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Updated September 29, 2024

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Updated September 29, 2024

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

Updated September 29, 2024

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

HouseHubbyHushHub

Updated September 29, 2024

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 29, 2024

FirstMovieCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

TaiwanStraitTrolls

Updated September 29, 2024