Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Star Shards Collected: 84
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2697 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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