If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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