If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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