If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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