CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Emeralds Found:	2360	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	525372	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	793162
Emeralds Found:	7948	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3261
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5