Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

acute respiratory infection, child health outcomes, childhood trauma, children under 5, Connection, daycare, diarrhea, domestic violence, family dynamics, intimate partner violence, long-term effects, mental health, Mommys, MOTHERS, physical abuse, poor health, public health, PvP, relationship violence, Server, social issue, study, under nourished, vulnerable populations

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	234555	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

V&U’s K-Pop Minecraft Server

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, FlaVR, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean language learning, Korean Vtubers, Kpop, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, Previous thread, prima, Production Kawaii, Server, Small Corpos, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U + KR General Friends, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vus, We Are Traveling, wild things

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, Sag Hex Edition! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Korean VTubers and virtual shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic VTuber dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a virtual idol break it down in pixelated glory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Symphoria Original Song “Crown US,” rumored to have magical powers that can turn your diamond armor into a disco ball. And don’t even get me started on the Solstice Original Song “Wild Things” – it’s so catchy, even creepers can’t resist dancing to it.

Plus, our Gens 1-3 Original Song “We Are Traveling” will take you on a musical journey through the Minecraft universe like never before. Trust me, you’ll be humming it while mining for diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sag Hex Edition today and become a part of the craziest, most VTuber-filled Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of Korean VTubers and unlock the power of the V&U agency!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
New Chunks Explored:	963043	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, fate, fate/stay night, general, google it, Japanese locale, Japanese visual novels, Minecraft, night, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, stay, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3259
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

alarm system, Communication Issues, compromise, confronting spouse, day trips, Digital Detox, family time, healthy habits, Instagram addiction, irrational fears, mental health, Minecraft, outdoor activities, PARANOIA, quality time, relationship problems, screen time, Server, social media addiction, social media usage, SocialMediaAddict, tiktok addiction

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingCraft2021

acceptance, adoption, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, love, Memory, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special role, stepdad, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	956	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Save the Creepers!

#sustainability, Altruism, Animals, Awareness, Biodiversity, coexistence, compassion, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Empathy, endangered, Environment, Extinction, Humanity, preservation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, species, wildlife

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6962
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ores Mined:	3443
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

#announcement, Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Fatalities, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RefineryRaiders

Conflict, energy resources, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Iranian, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, oil refineries, potential targets, RefineryRaiders, regional conflict, RETALIATION, retaliation options, revenge strikes, SECURITY, strategic strikes, Tensions

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.