Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty LOL Land: Game Starts Now!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the most experienced players will be put to the test! Just ask our player who is level 40 and hasn’t died a single time – they’ve faced more challenges than you can imagine!

Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Look no further than our server, where you’ll be dodging sawblades while warping through different dimensions. It’s a thrill like no other!

Come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	43985
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	7107	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PolakCraft: Saving the World, One Block at a Time!

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Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where the craziest adventures await you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where Pawel K. is not plotting against President Zelensky, but instead, he’s building the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen! Our server is so thrilling that even Russian intelligence agents can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Embark on a quest to gather intelligence on the best mining spots, plan epic battles against creepers, and maybe even uncover a secret plot to assassinate the Ender Dragon (just kidding, that would be a little too extreme, even for us).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on our Insane Minecraft Server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Time Flies Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	169
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChibaCraft: Where Every Player is an Isekai Protag!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be just like Chiba from your favorite isekai anime! Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where you can become the ultimate alienated gamer otaku with unearned but incredibly powerful cheat skills that make you invincible.

Build your very own harem by turning your female friends into slaves, just like Chiba! Embrace your inner awkward, maladjusted loser and conquer the Minecraft world with your superior gaming knowledge.

Unlike other servers, we won’t be sucking your dick or treating you like god’s gift to the universe. Our server is a no-holds-barred attack on contemporary isekai and its audience, so if you’re ready to embrace your inner Chiba, join us now!

Don’t be like JK Haru, be like Chiba and show the world what a true isekai hero looks like. Sign up today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KinoCraft: Where the Pixels Drop and the Laughs Never Stop

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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience, dude!

Join this server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Not only that, but you’ll also get to ride on a unicorn, fight dragons with a diamond sword, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, tame a wild wolf and ride it into battle, and even participate in a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond (okay, maybe not, but it’s still cool)!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrustyCraft: The Server of Broken Promises

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!

So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lucky Blocks R Us

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8547	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Buildings Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.