Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lost in Blockville

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Emeralds Found:	8914
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixelated Pooptopia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Christ is KingCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SassyCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.