Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ExCrazeYellerCraft

    ExCrazeYellerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

    So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBucks Minecraft Server

    BlockBucks Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

    and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

    so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6430 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyPolitico2021

    CraftyPolitico2021
    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • UK Independence Day Supplier

    UK Independence Day Supplier
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

    imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

    we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

    so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
    Whitelisted Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
    LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusive and supportive community
    Age Requirement 16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What additional features does the server offer?

    The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

    2. What features are not included on the server?

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Attention Troons Minecraft Server

    Attention Troons Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Crops Grown: 3414

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Emeralds Found: 7632
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    Bedrock Fantasy Realm

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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