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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Towns Built: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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