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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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