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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Towns Built:	8	Mines Excavated:	1971
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1137	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7896

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3335	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	767260
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6582	Ores Mined:	9397
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8383
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	117
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com