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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	7082
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	186
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	776	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4344

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	9305	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5179	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Votes:	6823	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8917
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Star Shards Collected:	100	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6321
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com