Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	112

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	395	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9747
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	118
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Potions Brewed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	3875	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3659
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7977	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crops Grown:	8401	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7446	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	784	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com