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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4099	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5760	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5456
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	727

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	3102	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Items Found:	2710	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Animals Bred:	62	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5770
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz