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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	88
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

New Minecraft Servers

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dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	5328	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Votes:	8459

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ores Mined:	3475
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4025
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	185

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Farms Harvested:	279
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1249	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	680805
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net