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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	172600
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	4219
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3918	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info