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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	4482
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Buildings Constructed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	117	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	201

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	205	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net