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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

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freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	487889
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Enchantments Applied:	175	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3141
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	7400	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	118

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	176	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	3853
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us