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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	192	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5032
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Runes Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	7545	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crops Grown:	9997
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4926	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7189	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net