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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

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Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4596	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2925

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8872
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Votes:	1612	Zombie Dances:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1661
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6855	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	568	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	5778	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8740	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4102
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	1119	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	161
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg